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Bottles, Hiccups, Ambidextrosity

Rose will now take a bottle, mom's milk or (gasp) formula. Unfortunately, formula (which is what we had last night, as I used all the pumped milk in the morning) does not have oxytocin in it, so she does not fall asleep on the bottle as she does on the breast. She gives me the strangest look when I'm feeding her, like she is still trying to parse the whole "That doesn't look or smell like mama, and this is clearly some sort of plastic contraption and not a real nipple at all, and yet…food!" thing.

Baby hiccups crack me up. They make her whole body jump around, but Rose can fall fast asleep while in the middle of a boisterous round of hiccups; meanwhile, with apologies to Carl Stalling, real live baby hiccups are funnier than any cartoon sound effect ever created. Seriously, it's the loudest noise she makes.

When she sneezes, Rose hits herself in the face with both hands. She also uses both hands when she's flailing around madly with hunger, a feat which effectively keeps her AWAY from the breast, because otherwise mama runs the risk of being rendered with terrible foreclaws (AttrDamn Sam & Max). There must be some evolutionary advantage to these behaviors, but I am at a loss for explanation at this time.

"Sleeping like a baby"colloquialism, used to describe a sustained period of profound, motionless slumber, irregularly punctuated by explosive, frightening bowel movements, moments of crippling hunger, and face-distorting bouts of intestinal gas.

This thing where you put a newborn down in one place and they stay there? It's really handy.

More mysteries

My god, they come out so tiny and helpless, and yet so perfectly formed, in miniature. Little peach fuzz eyebrows, dangerous fingernails. Ok, there's a distinct lack of teeth, but I'm guessing every nursing mother considers this a feature.

Wasn't Calvin this small just a few months ago? When did he get so big? It's even hard for me to hold him in one arm for long these days.

I must remember to pay more attention to the small days. Going back to do more of that now.

Great mysteries…

So at 5:33pm on Saturday the 26th, there were 9 people crowded into our bedroom.

Then, one minute later, there were 10!